12/8/2023 0 Comments Shrek dragon keep![]() Donkey: Who are you trying to keep out? Just tell me that, Shrek. ![]() Donkey: Why don't you wanna talk about it? Shrek: Why do you WANT to talk about it? Donkey: Are you blocking? Shrek: I'm not blocking! Donkey: Yes you are. Donkey: Ooooh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it? Shrek: No, this is one of those "drop it and leave it alone" things. Shrek: No! Y'think? Donkey: Are you hidin' something? Shrek: Never mind, Donkey. Y'know what I think? I think this whole wall thing is to try and keep somebody out. And the first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land. What are we gonna do, when we get our swamp back? Shrek: Our swamp? Donkey: Y'know, when we're through with rescuin' the princess and all that stuff. Donkey: Ah, that ain't nothin' but a buncha little dots! Shrek: Y'know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. There he is, and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench. You can guess what he's famous for! Donkey: Alright, I know you're makin' this up. Donkey: Hey, can you tell my future from these stars? Shrek: Well, the stars don't tell the future, Donkey, they tell stories. That's Throwback, the only ogre ever to spit over three wheatfields. robbers in the woods! Donkey: Whoa, time out, Shrek! Campin' sure is startin' to sound like a good idea 'round here! Shrek: Hey, come on! I'm scarier than anything we're gonna see in this forest- Princess Fiona: I need to find somewhere to camp NOW!!! But I'll let you do the "measuring" when you see him tomorrow! Princess Fiona: Tomorrow? Will it really take that long? Shouldn't we set up camp? Shrek: No, that'll take longer. Stop it, both of you! You know, you're just jealous that you could never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad. There are those who think very "little" of him! Princess Fiona: Stop it. Men of Farquaad's standards are in "short" supply. What's he like? Shrek: Well, let me put it this way, Princess. View Quote Princess Fiona: And my groom-to-be, Lord Farquaad. Shrek: NOOO!!! YOU DENSE, IRRITATING, MINIATURE BEAST OF BURDEN! Ogres are like onions! End of story! Bye bye! See you later! Donkey: Parfaits may probably be the most delicious thing on the whole dang planet! Shrek: You know. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Heck no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious. Like cakes! Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. ![]() CAKES! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers! Shrek: I don't care. Shrek: No! Donkey: Oh, you leave them out in the sun and they turn brown and start sproutin' little white hairs. Donkey: They stink? Shrek: Yes.NO! Donkey: Or they make you cry. Donkey: Example? Shrek: Example? Okay, er. View Quote Shrek: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
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